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I got so fucking wrecked that...
Got so fucking wrecked the other night that I had to drive home with one eye open in order to focus. Stopped at a store for reasons unknown and picked up a bunch of good looking strawberries. The next morning the strawberries turned out to be half rotten. Everything looks good when you're drunk, not just ugly chicks.
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I agree, you are screwed (4) - You deserved that one (3)
Nov 22, 126466 12:00 AM - @ Miscellaneous - by Dood
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