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Some of my friends got so fucked up at a party the other night that one of my friends poked a hole in her head and started gushing blood all over the house.

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Aug 1, 128099 12:00 AM - @ Miscellaneous - by head injury

Me and some friends got wrecked drinking gin and decided to go try to pick some pumpkins from the farm down the road. It turns out farmers don't like drunks trying to pick their pumpkins. They chased us for around half a mile before they gave up on following us through the underbrush.

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Mar 29, 126475 12:00 AM - @ Miscellaneous - by Josh

Oh fuck! No need to explain the situation here LOL

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Mar 4, 128109 12:00 AM - @ Miscellaneous - by Annon

I got drunk with friends and ended up passing out on the couch. That was when they decided to put shaving cream all over my face. When I woke up a few minutes later I was so mad I ended up staggering down the highway to get home.

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Apr 6, 126475 12:00 AM - @ Miscellaneous - by Alan

Me and my friends had a competition to see who could drink a 2 litter of Code Red Mountain Dew the fastest. Well needless to say I won and we went to the dance right after. Well if you didn't know that much Red Mountain Dew turns your shit into water, not good at a dance. Still I was the only one to hook up with a chick that night.

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May 31, 127465 12:00 AM - @ Miscellaneous - by Green

I went out for the night to drink with some co-workers. The next morning I woke up alone in somebody else's house with a state cop knocking on the door.

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Dec 24, 126702 12:00 AM - @ Home - by Anonymous

I went to the bar to try and pick up a girl for the night, but what I got instead was arrested for DUI on the way home.

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Oct 9, 126641 12:00 AM - @ The Bar - by Anonymous

I was at my friends drinking yukon jack when all of a sudden I was running through a soy bean field wondering where my pants were.

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May 7, 126475 12:00 AM - @ Miscellaneous - by Adam

After getting wrecked with my boss's daughter-in-law I started yelling about my boss being a jerk and my job being horrible. Needless to say I don't have that job anymore.

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Jan 23, 126703 12:00 AM - @ Work - by Anonymous

LOLz, she'll be sore tomorrow

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Sep 8, 128228 12:00 AM - @ Miscellaneous - by Anon

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