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I went to the bar to try and pick up a girl for the night, but what I got instead was arrested for DUI on the way home.

#155
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Oct 9, 126641 12:00 AM - @ The Bar - by Anonymous

I know this has been around but it's still a goodie! I mean SHIT, how fucked up drunk you have to be? LOL

#189
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Jun 19, 128109 12:00 AM - @ Miscellaneous - by Anon

Oh fuck! No need to explain the situation here LOL

#188
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Mar 4, 128109 12:00 AM - @ Miscellaneous - by Annon

I was at my friends drinking yukon jack when all of a sudden I was running through a soy bean field wondering where my pants were.

#138
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May 7, 126475 12:00 AM - @ Miscellaneous - by Adam

Got so messed up the othe night and passed out.. the next morning i was told i was pissin out the window. my boxers were soaked and i had no memory except for the old woman next door telling us we couldnt have a bbq cos the smoke will damage the tree.. which was already half fucked anyway!!

#168
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Jun 5, 127162 12:00 AM - @ Home - by DJS IN ACTION

Got so fucking wrecked the other night that I had to drive home with one eye open in order to focus. Stopped at a store for reasons unknown and picked up a bunch of good looking strawberries. The next morning the strawberries turned out to be half rotten. Everything looks good when you're drunk, not just ugly chicks.

#133
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Nov 22, 126466 12:00 AM - @ Miscellaneous - by Dood

LOLz, she'll be sore tomorrow

#190
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Sep 8, 128228 12:00 AM - @ Miscellaneous - by Anon

Me and my friends had a competition to see who could drink a 2 litter of Code Red Mountain Dew the fastest. Well needless to say I won and we went to the dance right after. Well if you didn't know that much Red Mountain Dew turns your shit into water, not good at a dance. Still I was the only one to hook up with a chick that night.

#178
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May 31, 127465 12:00 AM - @ Miscellaneous - by Green

I got wrecked with a girl from work after we got done at work and next thing I knew we were on the way back to my place. It was a good night for me, but she ended up getting fired because she didn't go to work the next day since she was hungover and naked at my house.

#136
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Apr 28, 126475 12:00 AM - @ Work - by Sam

After getting wrecked with my boss's daughter-in-law I started yelling about my boss being a jerk and my job being horrible. Needless to say I don't have that job anymore.

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Jan 23, 126703 12:00 AM - @ Work - by Anonymous

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