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I was at a party drinking and while I was explaining that I was still sober enough to drive home I passed out standing up and fell into the grill knocking it off the porch right before I followed it to the ground.

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Dec 16, 126702 12:00 AM - @ Miscellaneous - by Anonymous

Me and some friends got wrecked drinking gin and decided to go try to pick some pumpkins from the farm down the road. It turns out farmers don't like drunks trying to pick their pumpkins. They chased us for around half a mile before they gave up on following us through the underbrush.

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Dec 24, 126641 12:00 AM - @ Miscellaneous - by Anonymous

I got drunk with friends and ended up passing out on the couch. That was when they decided to put shaving cream all over my face. When I woke up a few minutes later I was so mad I ended up staggering down the highway to get home.

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Apr 6, 126475 12:00 AM - @ Miscellaneous - by Alan

I was at my friends drinking yukon jack when all of a sudden I was running through a soy bean field wondering where my pants were.

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May 7, 126475 12:00 AM - @ Miscellaneous - by Adam

Me and some friends got wrecked drinking gin and decided to go try to pick some pumpkins from the farm down the road. It turns out farmers don't like drunks trying to pick their pumpkins. They chased us for around half a mile before they gave up on following us through the underbrush.

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Mar 29, 126475 12:00 AM - @ Miscellaneous - by Josh

Got so fucking wrecked the other night that I had to drive home with one eye open in order to focus. Stopped at a store for reasons unknown and picked up a bunch of good looking strawberries. The next morning the strawberries turned out to be half rotten. Everything looks good when you're drunk, not just ugly chicks.

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Nov 22, 126466 12:00 AM - @ Miscellaneous - by Dood

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