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Mother would be proud!

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May 20, 131668 12:00 AM - @ Street - by Dude

Sweet! This dude will want a new face when he finds out where he spend a few hours.

#220
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Dec 19, 131148 12:00 AM - @ Miscellaneous - by whatatrip

I once went to the local pub for a quiet pint with some mates and ended up downing 14 shots of tequila and getting in a fight with a bridge on the way home

#207
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Jun 6, 129316 12:00 AM - @ The Bar - by Gearbag

I went to a squat party in Amsterdam with some friends. Got fucked up and remember only driving a vespa into a nightclub & doing doughnuts on the dancefloor. Next thing I remember was hitch-hiking with no shoes on the motorway, then getting stopped by the Dutch Politie. Needless to say i had a VERY sore head the next day!

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Sep 26, 128788 12:00 AM - @ Street - by Gersim

Does this need a description?

#192
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Jul 11, 128419 12:00 AM - @ Street - by snell

LOLz, she'll be sore tomorrow

#190
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Sep 8, 128228 12:00 AM - @ Miscellaneous - by Anon

I know this has been around but it's still a goodie! I mean SHIT, how fucked up drunk you have to be? LOL

#189
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Jun 19, 128109 12:00 AM - @ Miscellaneous - by Anon

Oh fuck! No need to explain the situation here LOL

#188
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Mar 4, 128109 12:00 AM - @ Miscellaneous - by Annon

Some of my friends got so fucked up at a party the other night that one of my friends poked a hole in her head and started gushing blood all over the house.

#187
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Aug 1, 128099 12:00 AM - @ Miscellaneous - by head injury

Me and my friends had a competition to see who could drink a 2 litter of Code Red Mountain Dew the fastest. Well needless to say I won and we went to the dance right after. Well if you didn't know that much Red Mountain Dew turns your shit into water, not good at a dance. Still I was the only one to hook up with a chick that night.

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May 31, 127465 12:00 AM - @ Miscellaneous - by Green

Got so messed up the othe night and passed out.. the next morning i was told i was pissin out the window. my boxers were soaked and i had no memory except for the old woman next door telling us we couldnt have a bbq cos the smoke will damage the tree.. which was already half fucked anyway!!

#168
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Jun 5, 127162 12:00 AM - @ Home - by DJS IN ACTION

After getting wrecked with my boss's daughter-in-law I started yelling about my boss being a jerk and my job being horrible. Needless to say I don't have that job anymore.

#163
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Jan 23, 126703 12:00 AM - @ Work - by Anonymous

I was at a party drinking and while I was explaining that I was still sober enough to drive home I passed out standing up and fell into the grill knocking it off the porch right before I followed it to the ground.

#162
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Dec 16, 126702 12:00 AM - @ Miscellaneous - by Anonymous

I went out for the night to drink with some co-workers. The next morning I woke up alone in somebody else's house with a state cop knocking on the door.

#161
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Dec 24, 126702 12:00 AM - @ Home - by Anonymous

Me and some friends got wrecked drinking gin and decided to go try to pick some pumpkins from the farm down the road. It turns out farmers don't like drunks trying to pick their pumpkins. They chased us for around half a mile before they gave up on following us through the underbrush.

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Dec 24, 126641 12:00 AM - @ Miscellaneous - by Anonymous

I got wrecked with a girl from work after we got done at work and next thing I knew we were on the way back to my place. It was a good night for me, but she ended up getting fired because she didn't go to work the next day since she was hungover and naked at my house.

#156
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Nov 7, 126641 12:00 AM - @ Work - by Anonymous

I went to the bar to try and pick up a girl for the night, but what I got instead was arrested for DUI on the way home.

#155
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Oct 9, 126641 12:00 AM - @ The Bar - by Anonymous

I got drunk with friends and ended up passing out on the couch. That was when they decided to put shaving cream all over my face. When I woke up a few minutes later I was so mad I ended up staggering down the highway to get home.

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Apr 6, 126475 12:00 AM - @ Miscellaneous - by Alan

I was at my friends drinking yukon jack when all of a sudden I was running through a soy bean field wondering where my pants were.

#138
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May 7, 126475 12:00 AM - @ Miscellaneous - by Adam

Me and some friends got wrecked drinking gin and decided to go try to pick some pumpkins from the farm down the road. It turns out farmers don't like drunks trying to pick their pumpkins. They chased us for around half a mile before they gave up on following us through the underbrush.

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Mar 29, 126475 12:00 AM - @ Miscellaneous - by Josh

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